Voices from the Darkness
Greetings, kiddies. Got your bleeding hearts in hand? Don't worry--we've got some sweet meat treats that are sure to leave a lovely bouquet of heartburn lingered in the gullet long after your last, lustful bite.
Hope you stocked up on the Tums, 'cause we stalked up on the killer fiction, and now we're ready to cram it down your throats! That's right, ten twisted tales of terror served with a few visual tasters and a tease of poetry.
Hope you enjoy...the terror!
Paranoid Facts:
13 Tasteful Deaths
by Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman
- Healthy-living proponent Jerome Irving Rodale [READ MORE]
- Brilliant Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe [READ MORE]
- "The King Who Ate Himself to Death."[READ MORE]
- Materialist and sensualist philosopher/author Julien Offray de la Mettrie [READ MORE]
- François Vatel [READ MORE]
- The London Beer Flood [READ MORE]
- The Boston Molasses Disaster [READ MORE]
- Kurt Gödel [READ MORE]
- Comedian Marty Feldman [READ MORE]
- Duke of Clarence George Plantagenet [READ MORE]
- Certainly a candidate to volunteer for multiple kamikaze runs [READ MORE]
- Mistaking explosive chemicals for the citric acid [READ MORE]
- And saving the most revolting story for last ... [READ MORE]
Ho! Ho! Horror!
Oh my, kiddies--is it already time to feed your miserable, huddled masses again? We can hear your wee tummies grumbling from here, like a miserable winter's carol sung 'neath skeletal boughs...
How sweet! In fact, it fills us with so much mean-spirited holiday cheer that we wish to reward you with twelve tasty tales of terror. Think of it as a tricked-out treat for each day of the season, a dark delight to keep the jingling bells and bright eyes at bay.
We hope your holidays and the new year are just as dark and decadent as you want them...
So, enjoy the holiday banquet of Menu #3.
Paranoid Facts Page
13 Paranoid Facts for the 12 Days of Christmas
- The oldest words found in the English language [READ MORE]
- "I am" [READ MORE]
- The English letter combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways: [READ MORE]
- The seven letter word [READ MORE]
- "uncopyrightable" [READ MORE]
- "Skepticisms" [READ MORE]
- An average typist on an average work day will [READ MORE]
- Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer [READ MORE]
- Nigel Tomm [READ MORE]
- Obscure author Ernest Vincent Wright [READ MORE]
- Pope Pius II [READ MORE]
- Isaac Asimov [READ MORE]
- The Bible [READ MORE]
Update on 10/4/09
Howdy, Pilgrims!
Welcome to our second safari through the heart of 69 Flavors of Paranoia. When you say "Trick or treat!", we toss ten terrifying tales and a trio of poems toward your trick-bag to tempt your trembling tastebuds tonight, all garnished with a gaggle of grueling graphics.
Groaning for some gruesome Gobble Day gore? Then bind those bibs--blood tends to stain--and feast your famished eyes on our ferocious, full-flavored fare...
Welcome to 69FOP - 6.30.09
First of all, I'd like to thank everyone that submitted a story. I've enjoyed reading all of them - the good, the bad, the very bad, the ugly...
Read more of what our favorite Sous Chef has to say about style, taste and how to make your flavors meld...
8.1.09
Welcome to our fetid feast of fecal fiction, fiends! 13 years to the day from the date of first publication...
7.22.09
Oh my... look what kind of creatures crawl around the 69fop Headquarters!