An Edi-gorial by Chef Rycke Foreman
Menu #7
Howdy, pardners! 69FoP's a-ridin' high in th' saddle fer Issue 1, Volume 2, otherwise known as Menu #7. But don’tcha worry them growlin' little bellies o' yers--we done brought th' chuckwagon along with us! Ain't technology a peach?
Fer this menu, we was inspired by th' chuckwagon contests still held all across America. We was also lucky 'nuff ta be graded on our set-up, n' darned if we didn't get some right p'culiar scores. An extry helpin' o' kidneys...er, beans ta th' pilgrim that c'n share the significance o' th' number 164.
Step on up n' get a gander at Ced the Geek whalst yer a-bein' neighborly. We're a-hopin' he's gonna become a reg'lar fixture in these here parts. Don't worry--he don't bite much, n' if he's a-chompin' on ya, it's only 'cause he likes ya. N' the way ya scream.
69FoP would also like ta start showcasin' them newfangled movin' pitchers, so mosey on over n' give "Home Sweet Homeless" a tip o' the hat. If'n ya got th' pioneer spirit yerself, we're a-takin' look-sees at short films under 10 minutes. There'll be more specific guidelines a-comin' soon.
Well, guess I been a blatherskite, so I'll letcha skedaddle 'fore the tuck gets cold. Someone's a-ringing the dinner bell...
Unhappy trails....
p.s. Remember to check out this edition of the Paranoid Facts below!
Find our Paranoid Facts and Odd Finds below
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The Paranoid Facts Page
13 Paranoid Cryptids
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Batsquatch [READ MORE]
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Alan [READ MORE]
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Giant Goannas [READ MORE]
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Mokele-mbembe [READ MORE]
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Inner Earth People [READ MORE]
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Grinning Man [READ MORE]
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Enfield Horror [READ MORE]
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Dover Demon [READ MORE]
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Cameron Village Sewer Blob [READ MORE]
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Nameless Thing of Berkeley Square [READ MORE]
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Hoade's Monster/Trunko [READ MORE]
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Other Sea Monsters [READ MORE]
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Carcharodon megalodon [READ MORE]
The Paranoid Facts Page
13 Pranoid Places to Live
by Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman
- Eek, Alaska [READ MORE]
- Helltown, California [READ MORE]
- Scarface, California [READ MORE]
- Purgatory, Colorado [READ MORE]
- Lost Nation, Iowa [READ MORE]
- Bad Axe, Michigan [READ MORE]
- Hell, Michigan [READ MORE]
- Frankenstein, Missouri [READ MORE]
- Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina [READ MORE]
- Meat Camp, North Carolina [READ MORE]
- Knockemstiff, Ohio [READ MORE]
- Slaughterville, Oklahoma [READ MORE]
- Satan's Kingdom, Vermont [READ MORE]
The Paranoid Facts Page
13 Tasteful Deaths
by Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman
- Healthy-living proponent Jerome Irving Rodale [READ MORE]
- Brilliant Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe [READ MORE]
- "The King Who Ate Himself to Death."[READ MORE]
- Materialist and sensualist philosopher/author Julien Offray de la Mettrie [READ MORE]
- François Vatel [READ MORE]
- The London Beer Flood [READ MORE]
- The Boston Molasses Disaster [READ MORE]
- Kurt Gödel [READ MORE]
- Comedian Marty Feldman [READ MORE]
- Duke of Clarence George Plantagenet [READ MORE]
- Certainly a candidate to volunteer for multiple kamikaze runs [READ MORE]
- Mistaking explosive chemicals for the citric acid [READ MORE]
- And saving the most revolting story for last ... [READ MORE]
The Paranoid Facts Page
13 Paranoid Facts for the 12 Days of Christmas
by Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman
- The oldest words found in the English language [READ MORE]
- "I am" [READ MORE]
- The English letter combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways: [READ MORE]
- The seven letter word [READ MORE]
- "uncopyrightable" [READ MORE]
- "Skepticisms" [READ MORE]
- An average typist on an average work day will [READ MORE]
- Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer [READ MORE]
- Nigel Tomm [READ MORE]
- Obscure author Ernest Vincent Wright [READ MORE]
- Pope Pius II [READ MORE]
- Isaac Asimov [READ MORE]
- The Bible [READ MORE]
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