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Belly up to our bar and place your order for the finest cuts of hand picked horror on the net! Our savory selections have been slow roasted over and open pit and seasoned to perfection! Sink your teeth into the Chuck Wagon Cook-off, 69FoP Style!
Instead of heading to our Appetizers or Entrees, please wander over and try on some of the Chuck Wagon contents, review the goodies in our Chuck Box and discover what's tales are told Round our Campfire. Find out what the final score came to when the judges finished the tally!

Full Throttle at Quarter Speed by Cedric the Geek

Step right up! Meet Cedric the Geek! Soon he'll be the New Face of Scary ... But his first trick's only at quarter speed...

Two-Faced Jack by E.E. Lawless

If one pill makes you bigger, and another makes you small, what makes you see the white rabbit? The Two-Faced answer lies yonder ...

GPS by Matthew Howe

GPS tracking system on ... Please turn left ...Turn missed ... Please make the first legal u-turn ... you stupid motherf--

Lighthouse and
Night Gallery by Alec B Kowalczyk

Like a flea on the wall, observe an odd journal found in an odd Lighthouse found within our odd Night Gallery.

Salvation by Henry Jesse Bartels

It may be a touchy subject to crest, but some wish to shove their Salvation down anyone's throat. Any takers?

The Vampire in the Sewers by Mark Wolf

In a flash, The Vampire in the Sewers could be a case for murder...or mercy. Open your heart to this little treasure...

The Patient Down the Hall by Hal Kempka

It takes special patience to deal with The Patient Down the Hall. If only Mother would help, all would be fine.

The Eyes Have It by M. Kari Barr

It is said that The Eyes Have It, but we have them. They belong to a lonely man--or at least, he'd like to think so...

Widow by Drew Wilcox

Is your significant other acting less than significant? Call us and ask for the Widow. Open 24 hours, 7 days a week. No refunds.

In the Obscurity and
The Dream of Aimee Christian by Steve Young

Is this The Dream of Aimee Christian, or are we trapped In the Obscurity? Get sucked in to these dark dreams ...

Lovers in a Dangerous Time by Andrew Wilmot

To be Lovers in a Dangerous Time, the 22nd Century man must be committed. And posses a heart of stone.

... And the Bees by Kristen Lynn Albanese

Explaining the birds...And the Bees...can be so darkly disturbing.

Home Sweet Homeless by director George Thomas

A big pad, sweet bling, no worries. We've got an offer for the Home Sweet Homeless. One hell of a short fantasy film...