Greetings, children of the night. It's time to feast again on 69 Flavors of Paranoia--and we've got every last one of 'em packed into this menu! We've got stories from Dakota Henry and Tim Gerstmar, plus 69FoP favorites M. Shaw, Hal Kempka, Mark Keigley, Rycke Foreman and lots more!

Don’t miss this Menu's featured short film, "Strings Attached" by Kira Shelton. We were first guided to this creepy little fella at the Sedona International Film Festival this year; now it's your turn to be moved.

Be sure to give Cedric the Geek a hand--literally--as he warps your mind and fingers, and don't forget to check out our 13 Paranoid Facts about Fairy Tales: Uncensored. You won't believe what they told kids back in the day...

To those of you still patiently waiting on the anthology, it's really close to being done, we promise! Just a few final tweaks left...

So thanks for stopping by, kiddies. Now go order a few things off the menu and gorge yourself. Don't forget your doggie bags!