DADDY'S SLIPPERS by Terry Groves
Just what evil are Daddy's Slippers doing in the dead of the night?

ALAN TRIES HIS HAND AT COCAINE, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK OUT by PJ Hunsicker & Schofield Alan
Just say no little Bobcats... sometimes things just don't go the way you planned.

BEHOLDERS' EYES by Acquanetta M. Sproule
Beauty may be in the Beholders' Eyes, but what exactly is in their heads? Get an eyeful of this tasty tale.

SHADOW-SPEAK by John Miller
It has been foretold in the pages of 69FoP, the evil of Shadow-Speak. So it is written, so it shall be...

THE RIGHTEOUS PATH by Britta Lee
Step onto The Righteous Path, brothers & sisters, where your salvation awaits you!

ONLY WHAT'S ON THE MENU by Ken Goldman
You never know What's On the Menu at 69FoP...or in Hell, for that matter.

WINDOWS TO A SOUL by Luis Guzman
The eyes may be Windows to a Soul...but it could be what's in the cards!

NAP TIME by Ross Willard
It's Nap Time...but sometimes our pages aren't the safest place to sleep.

SHIPYARD AND 41ST by Shane Combs
Submitted for your approval, a chance meeting at Shipyard & 41st within the pages of 69FoP.

MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RETICULATION by Cedric the Geek
Cedric is back with a little trick we like to call Mouth-to-Mouth Reticulation. There's magic in the air ... Wanna taste?

WAITING FOR HIM by Deb Eskie
Once upon a time, our readers found themselves Waiting for Him.

THE TALE OF LEROY OF THE BACKWOODS OF VERMONT by Amanda McNeil
Wherever you are, come hear The Tale of Leroy of the Backwoods of Vermont. Dinner will never taste the same again, promise.

DÉJÀ VU by Rycke Foreman
It's Déjà vu all over again in Rycke Foreman's early video, featuring Issue 13 of 69FoP.

THE DARK QUEEN by Florence Ann Marlowe
Politics are murder, but it takes a Dark Queen to execute this invasion.

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION by Margi Desmond
Call us crazy, but Customer Satisfaction is our #1 priority. So come and get some ... satisfaction.

LOOP by Pete McArdle
We'd hate to throw you for a Loop...but then again, maybe we would...Horror fiction so juicy, you'll need a napkin!

13 PARANOID FACTS by 69 Flavors of Paranoia
Here comes our famous 13 Paranoid Facts for Menu 13--all 69 of em! 69 facts about the number 13 (and associated Fridays)