So kiddies ...

any guess as to what our menu titles reference this issue?

Yowza, kiddies! Do you smell apocalypse brewing?

We sure do! In fact, we're the ones brewing it up and dishing it out for Menu #18. Hope you're hungry! It's nothing official, but Menu #18 has officially become the Doomsday Issue. Chock full of end o' days goodness, a full half of our Menu brings it on like Armageddon Kong!

So ration your chocolates and wine, dig into a lot of assmeat--eat it all up, kiddies, it's good for ya--then settle in for a post-apocalyptic coital cigarette.

Oh...and bonus points to anyone who can guess what our Menu titles reference this issue...

Post or tweet your answers using #69FoPalypse!

Cheryl Gardner "Pin-head Fiesta"

Time for a Pin-head Fiesta, boys and ghouls. You bring the gasoline, I'll bring the bodies.

Tim Jeffreys "Nightfeeds"

Hungry for a midnight snack? Then stop for some Nightfeeds.

John Grey "Killing the Alien" (poetry)

It's you or it--time to start Killing the Alien.

Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman 13 Paranoid Facts: Apocalyptic Times

The pen may indeed be mightier than the sword, but we'd rather have the sword to fight through these 13 Paranoid Facts.

Edward Ahern "Notes on the Pestilence"

This may be a fly by night gig, but you'd better take some Notes on the Pestilence, kiddies.

Matthew Acheson "The Turning"

The time of The Turning has arrived at 69FoP. Looks like we're all "Pushing the Void" now...

Rob Bliss "Man in the Box"

Hungry my love? No worries, we have all 69 flavors of paranoia with which to feed you.

Leslianne Wilder "Sweepers"

Much like the great flood in the streets below, the Sweepers may just sweep you away.

Sarah Vaughan "The Silent Boom"

Some violence is loud and cataclysmic...but at 69FoP, it's heralded in with a Silent Boom...

Christina Jones "Undead in the Afternoon"

On today's episode of Undead in the Afternoon, Nelson considers interracial dating.

Edward Rodosek "A Romantic Mission"

Gear up for A Romantic Mission on Altair II, where Lady Grace and paranoia await you.

Visutal Tasting: Living Dead Girl Nicole "Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder"

Check out artist Living Dead Girl Nicole's "Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder."

Jason Sturner "The Unfortunate Heartbreak of Faritook the Earwig"

Join us for The Unfortunate Heartbreak of Faritook the Earwig. Is this poor sucker gonna get licked, or what?

Jesse Martin "Ethan's Photo"

Study a picture of a man with a picture of a man--who may not be a man at all... Ethan's Photo is ready for the taking.

The Cedric Taylor Experience

Cedric Taylor brings on the magic with another short video.