An Edi-gorial by Chef Rycke Foreman

Howdy, horror hounds!

We gotch'er gore right here, cold and wet and nasty--and just the way you like it! Don't miss our reviews for the Harbor Moon graphic novel and Mathew Chung's off-beat zombedie, Office of the Dead, either.

Well, they say life moves fast--of course, we know that death moves faster--and that art imitates life, so that's what you get for this editorial...

Oh, we almost forgot - except we would like to announce our new addition to the dining table, as of this issue, we will now be considering movie and video shorts for future issues. These will be considered by all three editors, just as stories and poetry.

If you make the cut, we will post your movie in the menu and you will enjoy all of the savory success of being displayed in our Dining Hall, Wine Cellar and VIP Lounge. To submit a video, please visit this page.

And please, enjoy nibbling on the 13 Paranoid Facts for this Menu ... 13 Paranoid Pranks.