by Executive Chef, Rycke Foreman

Remember when the world's idea of a naughty Christmas song was "I Ain't Getting Nuthin' for Chirstmas" or "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"? Then you may want to unwrap one of these holiday horribles:

1. "Christmas at Ground Zero," - "Weird" Al Yankovic (Don't forget "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and "Nature Trail to Hell," too)
   
   
2. "Red Over White" & "Isreal" - Siouxsie & the Banshees
   
   
3. "Christmas with the Devil" - Spinal Tap
   
   
4. "Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" - Tom Waits
   
   
5. "Father Christmas" - The Kinks
   
   
6. "6 Bullets for Christmas" - Angry Johnny & the Killbillies
   
   
7. "Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year" - Tiny Tim
   
   
8. "Christmas with Satan" - James White & the Blacks
   
   
9. "Fairytale of New York" - The Pogues
   
   
10. "Santa's Coming" - CKY
    
    
11. "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" - Fallout Boy
    
    
12. "No Presents for Christmas" - King Diamond
    
    
13. "Oi to the World" - The Vandals
    
    
14. Honorable Mention: The entire Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics album - The South Park gang